Terrible Rumors
A co-worker told Bill that Bill’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Bill’s best friend. Worried and hurt, Bill ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.
He came back to the office contented and relieved.
His co-worker asked him how it went.
“Look,” said Bill. “Don’t start such terrible rumors! That guy isn’t my best friend…I don’t even know him.”
