Funny Sayings
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
- Buster Keaton
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
- Unknown
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”
- Unknown
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov
Isn’t it funny how the people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.
- Unknown
September 7, 2007 at 3:37 am
“Not all blondes are dumb, but many dumb people dies their hair blonde” -Anonymous
April 4, 2009 at 10:59 am
“Life is like a windsheild..Gross bugs fall on, u wipe em off.. But when the nice ones fall on, u leave em there for awhile..”
-Anonymous
April 4, 2009 at 11:02 am
“Pie comes in many colors, but i always eat the red because it makes me feel like a vampire.”
-Anonymous
April 4, 2009 at 11:05 am
“Many people say ‘beans, beans, the magic fruit, the magic fruit that makes you toot’ and that got me thinking, are beans really a fruit?”
-Anonymous
April 17, 2009 at 6:49 pm
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-Demetri Martin
May 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm
can anyone finish the saying “time to go said the wiseman as he ???????